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John: Why can't we hunt something cool like a hawk or an eagle, something with some talons?
Claire: Well, you know if the police are missing a Belgium waffle maker, you could, um, give them a hand. Even like gorilla or rhinoceros or ****ing human being! [the guests in front of them turn and look at Jeremy] John: I'm sorry.
She's saving the world one maladjusted kid at a time. Sack: Hey, man, listen, l-l-l-I got--do you remember that private detective we used to set up that Shearson Lehman prick?
I need you to get some dirt on these two guys John and Jeremy Ryan.
Well, a bicycle, that would take a lot of balloons and honestly Uncle Jeremy's a little tired right now so why don't we do something like, uh, let's say a giraffe?
John: I know, unfortunately my powers only apply to useless consumer products. Jeremy: I mean like, like a human being right now, most dangerous game. Not a human being that's armed, but a clever, a clever, human being who knows the jungle. John: No, don't waste your time on girls with hats. Jeremy: Yeah, well the proper girl in the hat just eye ****ed the shit out of me.